I Wonder Sometimes
Author: PRANEET ARORA1. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
2. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
3. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
4. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
5. If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?
6. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
7. Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?
8. When blondes have more fun do they know it?
9. How much can I get away with and still go to heaven?
10. If evolution is fact, why do mothers only have two hands?
11. Can we ever really know when our philosophy assignment is due?
12. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
13. If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?
14. Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as "4s"?
15. What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
16. Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
17. Is a shell-less turtle homeless or just naked?
18. Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
19. If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see perfectly?
20. Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
21. Is there another word for synonym?
22. Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
23. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
24. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
25. If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
26. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
27. If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?
28. Can a blind person feel blue?
In fact there are many more things that can be penned down when i wonder...
so just wait on.
They are yet to come!!
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